[QUOTE]Originally posted by Muz
[B]"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

 

That's so true!

 

Once I was leaving work with a friend in his 9-3 convertible, when a colleague who is a real clown jumped on the bonnet as we were going through the office car park. It was late at night and a police car happened to be patrolling the car park. They pulled us over and the officer approached the guy on the bonnet and said"Sir, you have just commited a gross act of stupidity!, what would you want me to say to you wife if you were killed?"
The smartarse friend replied, "Tell her to go and collect on my life insurance policy."

 

I like those quotes.

 

Good ones Muz... certainly brought a smile to my face this morning