Actual Police Quotes
Once I was leaving work with a friend in his 9-3 convertible, when a colleague who is a real clown jumped on the bonnet as we were going through the office car park. It was late at night and a police car happened to be patrolling the car park. They pulled us over and the officer approached the guy on the bonnet and said"Sir, you have just commited a gross act of stupidity!, what would you want me to say to you wife if you were killed?"
The smartarse friend replied, "Tell her to go and collect on my life insurance policy."
The smartarse friend replied, "Tell her to go and collect on my life insurance policy."
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mingster
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May 4, 2001 02:39 PM



I like those quotes.
