An Israeli doctor said "medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of
one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing! "In
Germany we can take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for
work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine
is so advanced that we could take a half a
heart from one person, put it in another and
have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah! We are about to take an asshole out of
Texas, put him in the White House and half of
the country will be looking for work the next
day."

 

 

Love the punch line

 

 

Now wait just a darned minute. Big Al has been all over TV saying the next asshole in the White House is going to be himself.

 

 

Now this one is very funny!