I've been getting spam emails like crazy lately. Even the junk filter isn't keeping them out. But if I can combine all the advantages, it could be worthwhile.

I can pick up lonely housewives in my area that are horny, TODAY, with my newly enlarged penis!!

WOOHOO! SIGN ME UP!!

 

And the money to buy those housewives and bigger penis could come from your investments in African banks...

 

Really? I haven't gotten that one yet. But I know that I can invite them to my apartment where I can refinance it at a rate of 4.625%!!! I just hope the apartment complex let's me refinance my rent.

 

Wow, are you serious? You don't get the ones trying to get you to invest in African banks? I get those more than any other...geez you're missing out man! Although I do admit that the horny housewives ones do have better pictures.

 

Bah..who needs lonely house-wives?? I can buy some hotties with the 30million I'm going to make from some guy in nigeria who needs to move some money into my bank account!

 

Yeah, I get those spam mails also. But who in their right mind would fall for it? Seriously.

 

I dunno, but I also got one to make my dvck 3' bigger..yes 3 >feet< not 3" (inches).

I wrote them and asked if I could take half a pill, as I didn't want to exceed 4 feet :-)

 

dude...that's a bit ridiculous...I don't think you'd be too popular with the ladies with a 3' pecker..

 

Given that the typical male inseam is <36", this could be an impediment to normal day-to-day activities too. Like walking.

One could also assume that the mass of the suspended member would affect the viscoelastic properties resulting in "creep" (the phenomenon of deformation over time under a constant load). Then there is also the issue of extremely low flex modulus.

 

you could wrap it around your waist though, right?