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Affair with an older women

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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 08:11 PM
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60 year old. in fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit(well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and then she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman's double". I asked her, "what's that". "it's a mother and daughter threesome" she said. I was like ooooooooh. i began to think about the idea. I said "no, i haven't" and i wondered what the daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. We went back to her place, we walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "MOM you still awake?"
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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 08:21 PM
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/throws up
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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 08:24 PM
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Heard this one before in a slightly different form. For a second I thought you were about to say you went for it.
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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 08:44 PM
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hahahahaha I thought you went for it also.
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 01:44 AM
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 03:06 AM
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hahahaha thanks for the laugh
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 05:00 AM
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Good stuff
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 05:42 AM
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9/10
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 06:03 AM
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 09:26 AM
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