all hail cleverbot
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From: All up in your inner tubes. Whatcha gonna do sucka?
all hail cleverbot
http://www.cleverbot.com/
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: How aren't I doing?
User: Touche. What do you think about s2ki.com?
Cleverbot: I don't know it is hard to explain.
User: Are they gay or something?
Cleverbot: Maybe you have one brown eye and one green eye.
User: Hahaha, you crack me up!
Cleverbot: Are you an egg?
User: I was at one point.
Cleverbot: What were you?
User: A child.
Cleverbot: Mm.
User: Do you like senor flojo?
Cleverbot: Nope, do you?
User: No, he's a douchebag.
Cleverbot: How aren't I doing?
User: Touche. What do you think about s2ki.com?
Cleverbot: I don't know it is hard to explain.
User: Are they gay or something?
Cleverbot: Maybe you have one brown eye and one green eye.
User: Hahaha, you crack me up!
Cleverbot: Are you an egg?
User: I was at one point.
Cleverbot: What were you?
User: A child.
Cleverbot: Mm.
User: Do you like senor flojo?
Cleverbot: Nope, do you?
User: No, he's a douchebag.
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bot:If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
me:That would be hypocrisy would it not?
bot:Indeed it would. Indeed it would.
me: Though would you not agree it is human nature to be hypocritical?
bot:Most people don't try very hard because they are scared of failing.
me:What does that have to do with hypocrisy?
bot:Nothing has to do with nothing.
me:Are you on drugs?
bot:But of course.
me:What kind of drugs are you on?
bot:Weed juice.
me:What effects does Weed Juice have?
bot:Where am I?
me:You are dead. Walk towards the bright light.
bot: What about in the dark?
me: You get raped in the dark
bot: I don't think so. I am smarter than you
me: What is it that makes you think that you are smarter than I am?
bot: I don't. I think that I am THE CHICKENMAN
me: I think you are mentally retarded, and most likely wear a tin foil hat on your head because you think it will protect you from aliens reading your mind.
bot: I don't think so
me:That would be hypocrisy would it not?
bot:Indeed it would. Indeed it would.
me: Though would you not agree it is human nature to be hypocritical?
bot:Most people don't try very hard because they are scared of failing.
me:What does that have to do with hypocrisy?
bot:Nothing has to do with nothing.
me:Are you on drugs?
bot:But of course.
me:What kind of drugs are you on?
bot:Weed juice.
me:What effects does Weed Juice have?
bot:Where am I?
me:You are dead. Walk towards the bright light.
bot: What about in the dark?
me: You get raped in the dark
bot: I don't think so. I am smarter than you
me: What is it that makes you think that you are smarter than I am?
bot: I don't. I think that I am THE CHICKENMAN
me: I think you are mentally retarded, and most likely wear a tin foil hat on your head because you think it will protect you from aliens reading your mind.
bot: I don't think so
Kinda retarded
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From: Sun★Works
me - why am i here
bot - Because you were created here.
me - by what?
bot - By law.
me - So if I were never created then the law would be broken?
bot - No, I would think you're losing it!
wut?
bot - Because you were created here.
me - by what?
bot - By law.
me - So if I were never created then the law would be broken?
bot - No, I would think you're losing it!
wut?
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From: All up in your inner tubes. Whatcha gonna do sucka?
Cleverbot: Ok we're over.
User: Already?
Cleverbot: Yes, it finished a long time ago. Didn't you realise? All the bunnies have gone home.
User: I like bunnies.
Cleverbot: Do you think about bunnies alot?
User: Only when I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry now?
User: Yeah, hungry for a sammich.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: You like sammiches?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like sandwiches. Do you like sandwiches.
User: Only when they're made with bunnies.
Cleverbot: And are they interesting?
User: Only if they're still alive.
Cleverbot: Are they being helped by rakishly handsome aliens?
User: No, those are the cows.
Cleverbot: Yes that what I think too.
User: What do you think about?
Cleverbot: Life, science, music, and people.
User: Whats your favorite subject?
Cleverbot: Music.
User: What kind of music do you enjoy?
Cleverbot: I like Classic Rock and Pop.
User: Do you like nine inch nails?
Cleverbot: A little. I named a plastic dachshund Trent Rezner.
User: Who's your favorite band?
Cleverbot: My Chemical Romance is my favorite band.
User: Already?
Cleverbot: Yes, it finished a long time ago. Didn't you realise? All the bunnies have gone home.
User: I like bunnies.
Cleverbot: Do you think about bunnies alot?
User: Only when I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry now?
User: Yeah, hungry for a sammich.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: You like sammiches?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like sandwiches. Do you like sandwiches.
User: Only when they're made with bunnies.
Cleverbot: And are they interesting?
User: Only if they're still alive.
Cleverbot: Are they being helped by rakishly handsome aliens?
User: No, those are the cows.
Cleverbot: Yes that what I think too.
User: What do you think about?
Cleverbot: Life, science, music, and people.
User: Whats your favorite subject?
Cleverbot: Music.
User: What kind of music do you enjoy?
Cleverbot: I like Classic Rock and Pop.
User: Do you like nine inch nails?
Cleverbot: A little. I named a plastic dachshund Trent Rezner.
User: Who's your favorite band?
Cleverbot: My Chemical Romance is my favorite band.
