Am I the only who doesnt touch ANYTHING in a...
this thread is freakin hilarious!!!! 
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Water to wipe?
But seriously man, #3, you've got to be kidding me. No self respecting man should ever wipe his urethra dry with a napkin. Next thing you're going to tell me you sit down to pee. Just squeeze the muscles and you're good to go. Or maybe it's because I'm still young that I don't have a dripper.
But shit, even as an old man.. I'd rather have a little urine on the inside of my pants than wipe my dick with a napkin.
And yes, I'm paranoid of public restrooms. But I skip washing my hands in one if I can't get something to touch the faucet with. If I have to touch something in there after washing, it's a lost cause. I carry pocket hand sanitizer. Since I started doing this and really taking vitamins, I've gotten sick much less. Not at all this year yet.
But seriously man, #3, you've got to be kidding me. No self respecting man should ever wipe his urethra dry with a napkin. Next thing you're going to tell me you sit down to pee. Just squeeze the muscles and you're good to go. Or maybe it's because I'm still young that I don't have a dripper.
But shit, even as an old man.. I'd rather have a little urine on the inside of my pants than wipe my dick with a napkin.
And yes, I'm paranoid of public restrooms. But I skip washing my hands in one if I can't get something to touch the faucet with. If I have to touch something in there after washing, it's a lost cause. I carry pocket hand sanitizer. Since I started doing this and really taking vitamins, I've gotten sick much less. Not at all this year yet.
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i try to do anything i can to keep the trip to the public bathroom as sanitary as possible. I do most of things mentioned (ie foot to flush, towel to close faucet, open door, etc), but everytime i go to the public restroom i always come out feeling a little less cleaner than i did going in. so i guess its not just me that hates going to public restrooms.
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Originally Posted by SiDriver,Nov 19 2004, 01:57 PM
I flush the urinal with my feet.
I've been using poop and pee covered hands my entire life without problems, no need to change now and risk jinxing myself. Plus it makes it funnier when you shake someone's hand, like little do they know that my hand is covered in feces...
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Originally Posted by spdlmtna,Nov 19 2004, 01:13 PM
4) AND Why dont people use AT LEAST water when using a stall and doing #2 to wipe themselves clean!? (Simply taking a plastic cup filled with water works wonders!)
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I never noticed a stack of "wipe your ass clean" stack of cups in public restrooms. 
You could always hawker up a big lougie to smear around your sphinkter if they don't have any cups.???
Great thread though!
QUOTE (spdlmtna @ Nov 19 2004, 01:13 PM)
[QUOTE]4) AND Why dont people use AT LEAST water when using a stall and doing #2 to wipe themselves clean!? (Simply taking a plastic cup filled with water works wonders!)
You could always hawker up a big lougie to smear around your sphinkter if they don't have any cups.???
Great thread though!
QUOTE (spdlmtna @ Nov 19 2004, 01:13 PM)
[QUOTE]4) AND Why dont people use AT LEAST water when using a stall and doing #2 to wipe themselves clean!? (Simply taking a plastic cup filled with water works wonders!)
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Using water to clean your ass is great and all, but it sure looks suspicious when you're getting a cup of water, or a wad of wet toilet paper, and taking it into the stall with you. You'd be saying "yeah it's for cleaning my arse" and everyone else would be thinking "uummmm rriiiiight".
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Originally Posted by Kekoa,Nov 22 2004, 07:18 PM
Good to know Cyber. If we ever meet not hand shake. Just pound
