First off, I'd like to know if it's possible for guys to get pregnant. Before you laugh at me, Arnold was pregnant in that one movie, so it's possible. I knew withdrawal wouldn't work.

Ok, let me be serious and get to the point. For the past 1 1/2 weeks, I've been waking up with headaches, even when I got enough sleep. What is wrong with me lately? Has this ever happened to any of you? Any simple remedies I could do to alleviate this problem? Any advice at all? This is weird because whenever I get enough sleep, nothing like this should be happening. Even when I didn't get enough sleep, I rarely get headaches. TIA!

 

try drinking more vodka.

 

Are they hang over headaches? Do you sleep walk?

 

 

Cutting a quarter-sized hole in your skull helps release evil spirits. The headaches goes away pretty quickly.

 

So have you done it? Let me know if it works.

No dudes, they're not hangovers or sleepwalks, I sleep as I normally sleep, but lately I've been waking up with headaches. Oh screw it! It'll go away naturally. So I'm not pregnant, huh?

 

Oxygen supplements work great for things of that nature and then some
or maybe you have a small gas leak in your home
or maybe you've been on the internet too long
or maybe you've been abducted by aliens
or maybe there's nothing wrong with you and it's all in your mind
or maybe you drank too much bath water
or maybe you are pregnant

I hope this helps

 

you got the HIV.

 

Oh shit! Trouble, did you give me HIV?

 

your dog has been messing with ya again yella