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amazing donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
* A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
* A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
* A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?
* A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes ?
* A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
* A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving an s2000?
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BLOOMIN' TALENTED
* A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
* A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
* A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?
* A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes ?
* A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
* A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving an s2000?
**see below**
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Jinpei visited the local marine park and really liked the dolphins.
He liked the dolphins so much, he went back every day and formed a really strong bond with the animals. He grew so attached to these dolphins that he wanted to see them live forever.
Jinpei did an internet search and discovered that an elixir for eternal life could be manufactured using a substance extracted from the saliva of rare African mynah-birds.
The only rare African mynah-birds Jinpei knew of were residents at the Utoland City Zoo.
So, one dark and moonless night, Jinpei went on a raid.
To get to the aviary where the rare African mynah-birds were kept, he had to cross the big cat enclosure. So he got hold of a tranquiliser gun and darted the lions, then slipped across, climbing over some of the big males to get to the aviary. He caught some of the birds, and was climbing back over the sleeping lions to make his getaway when he was caught by the zookeeper.
He appeared in court the next day.
The charge:
Illegally transporting mynahs over sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
He liked the dolphins so much, he went back every day and formed a really strong bond with the animals. He grew so attached to these dolphins that he wanted to see them live forever.
Jinpei did an internet search and discovered that an elixir for eternal life could be manufactured using a substance extracted from the saliva of rare African mynah-birds.
The only rare African mynah-birds Jinpei knew of were residents at the Utoland City Zoo.
So, one dark and moonless night, Jinpei went on a raid.
To get to the aviary where the rare African mynah-birds were kept, he had to cross the big cat enclosure. So he got hold of a tranquiliser gun and darted the lions, then slipped across, climbing over some of the big males to get to the aviary. He caught some of the birds, and was climbing back over the sleeping lions to make his getaway when he was caught by the zookeeper.
He appeared in court the next day.
The charge:
Illegally transporting mynahs over sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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Hey, I want equal billing for my animal.
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My favourite song? Sitting On The Duck Of The Bay.
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What do ducks eat for breakfast? Quacker Oats.
What oil do ducks put in their cars? Quacker State.
What do ducks use on the 4th of July? Fire Quackers.
What do ducks hate in their lawns? Quackgrass.
Where do ducks attend College? University of Ducktoyuckduck (Duck U).
What do ducks fear in San Francisco? Earthquacks.
What do ducks eat with their soup? Soda Quackers.
What do ducks hope to win at Bingo? The Quackpot.
What do you see when a ducks pants slip down? Buttquack.
What do you call a duck on drugs? High on Quack 'cause he's hooked on Quack. Then comes the Quack overdose.
What do you use to fix your car? Duck Tape.
When you're down in the dumps, your ducks run out.
When you're the boss, the duck stop here.
Who was Robin Hood's friend? Friar Duck.
What we'll never have in our cars....Quack seat drivers.
Donald Duck's favourite toy when young? Quack in the Box.
What travellers fear most? Airline Hi Quacker.
What do we put under our cars? Quack Stands.
My favourite song? Sitting On The Duck Of The Bay.
What do you call a smart ass? Wise Quacker.
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