American Air Crisis
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American Air Crisis
Dear Sirs,
I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet.
Here's my plan:
Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.
Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales. Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that congress didn't already come up with this.
Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet.
Here's my plan:
Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.
Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales. Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that congress didn't already come up with this.
Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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The only flaw in your logic is that it's purported that several of the 9/11 terrorists dropped several hundred dollars on drinks and lap dances at a strip club in Daytona Beach.
It also puzzles me why you would post crap like this - since when was it a goal to prevent all Muslims from boarding aircraft?
It also puzzles me why you would post crap like this - since when was it a goal to prevent all Muslims from boarding aircraft?
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Originally posted by DaveZ
It also puzzles me why you would post crap like this - since when was it a goal to prevent all Muslims from boarding aircraft?
It also puzzles me why you would post crap like this - since when was it a goal to prevent all Muslims from boarding aircraft?
Sorry to all the Muslims reading & hearing stuff like this -- 9/11 sure sucked in terms of spreading unnecessary stereotypes around more than they had been already.
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Originally posted by DaveZ
The only flaw in your logic is that it's purported that several of the 9/11 terrorists dropped several hundred dollars on drinks and lap dances at a strip club in Daytona Beach.
It also puzzles me why you would post crap like this - since when was it a goal to prevent all Muslims from boarding aircraft?
The only flaw in your logic is that it's purported that several of the 9/11 terrorists dropped several hundred dollars on drinks and lap dances at a strip club in Daytona Beach.
It also puzzles me why you would post crap like this - since when was it a goal to prevent all Muslims from boarding aircraft?
Overly sensitive people should NOT post in message boards.
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Originally posted by Lee355
You seem to be able to compose grammatically correct sentences, which is why it puzzles me that you lack the intelligence to comprehend that this post was a JOKE.
Overly sensitive people should NOT post in message boards.
You seem to be able to compose grammatically correct sentences, which is why it puzzles me that you lack the intelligence to comprehend that this post was a JOKE.
Overly sensitive people should NOT post in message boards.
People have been doing that for a long time. I guess that makes it ok.