Another French joke...
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Another French joke...
Three doctors are sitting at a bar discussing the easiest surgeries they've ever done.
The first doctor says, "The easiest operation I ever did was on an accountant. I cut him open and everything was numbered and in order."
The second doctor says, "The easiest surgery I ever performed was on a biologist. I cut him open and everything was clearly labeled."
The third doctor chimes in and says, "The easiest operation I ever did was on a Frenchman. There was no spine, no balls, and the head and the ass were interchangeable."
The first doctor says, "The easiest operation I ever did was on an accountant. I cut him open and everything was numbered and in order."
The second doctor says, "The easiest surgery I ever performed was on a biologist. I cut him open and everything was clearly labeled."
The third doctor chimes in and says, "The easiest operation I ever did was on a Frenchman. There was no spine, no balls, and the head and the ass were interchangeable."
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From: Yorba Linda, CA
Originally Posted by JWN6264,Sep 15 2005, 04:31 PM
You know the 4 levels of terror alerts in France?
1. Run
2. Hide
3. Surrender
4. Corroborate
1. Run
2. Hide
3. Surrender
4. Corroborate
Do you, perhaps, mean cooperate?
At least cooperate makes some sense.
