A woman of 59 years of age was at home happily jumping on her bed
and squealing with delight. Her husband was watching her and after a
couple of minutes he asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you
look"?

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I
just came from having my mammogram and the doctor says I have the
breasts of an 18 year old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 59 year old ass"?

"Your name never came up," she replied.