Two bored casino dealers are
waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady
comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on
a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't
mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
nude." With that she strips naked from her neck
down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs
new clothes!" Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON!
I WON!"

Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging
each of the dealers.

With that she picks up her money and clothes and
quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other
dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did
she roll anyway?". The other answers, "I thought
YOU were watching!"

 

 

Nyuk, Nyuk

 

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