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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 09:03 AM
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"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." - Saint Augustine

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

I've got tons more...
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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43.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Arielle, my daughter
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 11:28 AM
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"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 11:34 AM
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Originally posted by magician
Anyone who does not understand mathematics is not completely human.

At best, he is a tolerable sub-human who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house


Isaac Asimov
being an electrical engineer...that is my favorite quote. I am also a fan of that George Bernard Shaw quote.

lots of good stuff in this thread.

Matt
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 11:43 AM
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If it is to be, it is up to me
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 11:55 AM
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Only two things are certain in life... Death and Taxes.


The #1 leading cause of death is birth.


Sorry for the downers, can't remember any uplifting stuff at the moment.
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 12:36 PM
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Just heard this one:

"There are no stupid questions, but there are an awful lot of inquisitive idiots."
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 01:55 PM
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 01:58 PM
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I like the Einstein universe/stupidity one best.
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Old Oct 9, 2002 | 03:29 PM
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"If you drive a VW Beetle you're a ____"
Fill in the blanks
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