ha that was a pretty good madtv skit. usually they suck.

'could you be .. any gayer'

 

Man, but dont you get it? His dress was horrible! I would never leave the house with that dress on.

Id rather go out in my boxer briefs

 

Forced to watch it? No. Allowed to change the channel? No.

 

my ex would get pissed at me occasionally even if i was in the room on the computer, not next to her on the couch watching stupid shit on tv. i became way too familiar with TLC and Bravo programming when i dated that chick.

 

please mail back your man card...that is why you have 2 TV and you always make sure the one you watch is the better of the two. Does she make you use tampons when she has to?

 

'look how manly i am, i'm totally in charge of my woman!














when i post on the internet!'

 

Fart during her show

I have never watched a show with my wife, we have different tastes. If she wants together time tell her to cook something and you will sit in the kitchen with her and eat it.

Yikes that seems like a gay man's show.

 

 

My ex did the same thing whenever i was on my laptop. Then she'd lay down and put her face in a pillow or face the back of the couch, acting all pissy. So i'd get up, grab the remote and change it. Then she'd yell at me for changing. I'd tell her that she couldnt be watching it with her face in the pillow, even tho i know shes mad about something else. Used to happen quite a bit.


Then i found out that she thought i was always talking to other bitches online. Like I'd have the balls to do that with her in the same room...