i got a monday morning flight, wa new odd things are they making you do now

 

You have to strip naked and wear a gonernment issued snuggie.

 

everyone now has to wear a govt issued snuggie.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y [/media]

 

Don't we also need to be chained down during flights too?

 

or wear bells

 

I just heard that they need to disable the in flight map during flights so a terrorist could not blow up a plane over a city by looking at the map. Like he wouldn't just look out the window?

If the in flight map is integrated into the entertainment system, they need to shut down the whole in flight entertainment system until they can lock out the map. I have a 8 hour flight on wednesday and it better be working. I have the Hangover, Terminator, Dark Night and Up on the Ipod as a backup.......

 

Any adult that cannot pass a 5th grade literary test including grammar & spelling isn't allowed to board.

Good luck.

 

No but I've heard that you should arrive with PLENTY of time before your flight..

 

i want to thank you zippy, i just shot dr pepper through my nose

it burns asshole