Anyone on line during a boring meeting?
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Joined: Oct 2001
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From: Calgary
you guys have it easy! I have college to get through.... 
(I will be refering to all cars as "she", no sexism intended)
believe me, things aren't all that bad... because at the end of the rainbow lies an S2000 with your name on it... so open the door, slide into the seat, feel her give you a welcoming hug with the bolsters.... in goes the key, push that red button, your baby speaks to you in a nice purring voice, inviting you, enticing you... you take her hand in yours and with a slight tug, she backs up, out of the confines of surrounding steel...with another tug on her hand, she prrrrrs forward, you join her brethren and enemies on that long winding path towards your home... her brethren peel off for their respective homes, and you and her are left with a long, mostly empty stretch of pathway. Why not get a little jogging in? With a whisper and a kiss, she surges forward, screaming her harmonious banshee scream, becoming not the meek princess but the domineering queen of the road as she surges to 9000... then you tug her hand again and she drops back to let you catch your breath but for a second before screaming to 9000 again... and then you pull off the major path... up smaller ones... to her nest, and as you part company, you let your hand linger on her doorsill, you look back over your shoulder at her, and with a thought... thank her for what she has done for you.
(I will be refering to all cars as "she", no sexism intended)
believe me, things aren't all that bad... because at the end of the rainbow lies an S2000 with your name on it... so open the door, slide into the seat, feel her give you a welcoming hug with the bolsters.... in goes the key, push that red button, your baby speaks to you in a nice purring voice, inviting you, enticing you... you take her hand in yours and with a slight tug, she backs up, out of the confines of surrounding steel...with another tug on her hand, she prrrrrs forward, you join her brethren and enemies on that long winding path towards your home... her brethren peel off for their respective homes, and you and her are left with a long, mostly empty stretch of pathway. Why not get a little jogging in? With a whisper and a kiss, she surges forward, screaming her harmonious banshee scream, becoming not the meek princess but the domineering queen of the road as she surges to 9000... then you tug her hand again and she drops back to let you catch your breath but for a second before screaming to 9000 again... and then you pull off the major path... up smaller ones... to her nest, and as you part company, you let your hand linger on her doorsill, you look back over your shoulder at her, and with a thought... thank her for what she has done for you.
