Anyone up for some cuddling?
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speaking of cuddles,i walked down one of the main streets of Sydney the other day, and there is a man right in the middle of the walkway with a sign that said FREE HUGS and he was showing everyone and offering hugs. most people just looked at him and kept going but a few people actually stopped and had a cuddle..
just spreading the love i spose
its a shame people have to pay for hugs like this little pj party thing, cuz there is nothing nicer than cuddling up with your significant other and watching telly etc
just spreading the love i spose
its a shame people have to pay for hugs like this little pj party thing, cuz there is nothing nicer than cuddling up with your significant other and watching telly etc
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From: MAHT-O-MEDI
Um......sounds TOTALLY FREAKING LAME to me. Sorry to rain on somebody's parade, but jimminy crickets, how hard up to you have to be to pay to go cuddle? I understand trying to come up with something to make a buck off of but puh-leez, just get a dog or cat, people!
As opposed to going to a bar and meeting someone, you show up to cuddle with complete strangers? My first reaction is that the girls would most likely be needy mental cases, and the guys would be pervs who like to prey on needy mental cases.
A buddy of mine who is a total player, who is known as "Skanky Bill the Mack Nasty" in some circles, likes to do Yahoo personals and meet above 30 singles, especially divorced because, in his words "They are easy" The cuddling parties sounds like some scam he would come up with to access lonely single women.
Every time I am out on the east coast that place is crawling with a bazillion goregeous brunettes and there are a bazillion guys and ten bazillion bars, coffees houses, central park, blah blah blah. Whats the problem?
As opposed to going to a bar and meeting someone, you show up to cuddle with complete strangers? My first reaction is that the girls would most likely be needy mental cases, and the guys would be pervs who like to prey on needy mental cases.
A buddy of mine who is a total player, who is known as "Skanky Bill the Mack Nasty" in some circles, likes to do Yahoo personals and meet above 30 singles, especially divorced because, in his words "They are easy" The cuddling parties sounds like some scam he would come up with to access lonely single women.
Every time I am out on the east coast that place is crawling with a bazillion goregeous brunettes and there are a bazillion guys and ten bazillion bars, coffees houses, central park, blah blah blah. Whats the problem?
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From: CFL
This idea was obviously generated by a female's mind. What a horrible thing to do to a guy, CHARGE him for cuddling---are you serious???? Dude, save your money and get a hooker, for focks sake. Fellas, never lower yourself to being a cuddle bitch, if you are married or have a girlfriend and are getting laid on a constant basis then fine---cuddling is ok. Remember---cuddling is the emotional reward that we give women for giving us some good sex, dont be a sucker.
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From: CFL
I found this pretty funny...... The guy who wrote this is a trip.
On Cuddle Bitches
Cuddle Bitches
cuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.
First off, cuddle bitches are bad, bad things to be. Maybe the worst thing to be. I mean, being an Intellectual Whore is bad, but being an Intellectual Whore who has to endure blue-balls is bordering on criminal.
As to how it fits into the framework of the ladder.
Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off
ing guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed....
How do we know this? Well, if a woman had a nice loving boyfriend then he would be doing all the cuddling and whatnot and likely wouldn't stand for a woman maintaining a stable of cuddle bitches. Unless he's completelty pussified, in which case she's likelying some other people anyway.
For guys unacquainted with Ladder Theory, it is even worse. The cuddle bitch often thinks he is on the good ladder as opposed to the real ladder. So he gets all excited about his position instead of realizing he is being completely used. So this poor tool is really setting himself up for a fall at that point.
Note: This does not apply if cuddling under the influence of mushrooms, for the express purposes of avoiding hypothermia, or if the woman is a whore that you've recently paid for sex. Cuddling is perfectly acceptable and probably non-sexual in these circumstances.
On Cuddle Bitches
Cuddle Bitches
cuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.
First off, cuddle bitches are bad, bad things to be. Maybe the worst thing to be. I mean, being an Intellectual Whore is bad, but being an Intellectual Whore who has to endure blue-balls is bordering on criminal.
As to how it fits into the framework of the ladder.
Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off
ing guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed.... How do we know this? Well, if a woman had a nice loving boyfriend then he would be doing all the cuddling and whatnot and likely wouldn't stand for a woman maintaining a stable of cuddle bitches. Unless he's completelty pussified, in which case she's likely
ing some other people anyway. For guys unacquainted with Ladder Theory, it is even worse. The cuddle bitch often thinks he is on the good ladder as opposed to the real ladder. So he gets all excited about his position instead of realizing he is being completely used. So this poor tool is really setting himself up for a fall at that point.
Note: This does not apply if cuddling under the influence of mushrooms, for the express purposes of avoiding hypothermia, or if the woman is a whore that you've recently paid for sex. Cuddling is perfectly acceptable and probably non-sexual in these circumstances.
