My son just reminded me of an old lawyer riddle:

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling scavenger . . .


























and the other is just a fish.

(Sorry! )

 

LOL

 

What's 10 inches long and dangles in front of an asshole?

A stethoscope.

 

I recently got an e-mail suggesting that someone might have been offended by my riddle.

I trust that you realize it was meant in jest, not to offend anyone. (The title, "With apologies . . . ." should have suggested this.)

I realize that the "dumb blonde" jokes posted here are meant similarly. (I'm blond, and generally enjoy these jokes.)

I've had lawyers tell me "lawyer" jokes, blondes tell me "dumb blonde" jokes, and Poles tell me "Pollack" jokes. Perhaps we need to learn to laugh at ourselves just a jot more.

 

A blind snake and a blind rabbit are each traveling through the woods and bump into each other head on -- bonk! Snake: "What's happening?" Rabbit: "I don't know, I'm blind." Rabbit: "I'm blind, too." So the snake starts feeling the rabbit all over, slithering up, down, and around. Snake: "You're soft, furry, and you have long ears. You must be a Rabbit." Rabbit: "That's right." Then the rabbit starts feeling the snake all over with his nose and paws. Rabbit: "You're wet, slimy, and you have no b*lls. You must be an attorney."