MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and ent er PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the

machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive

distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside

back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash re quired.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of

checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot

provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release parking brake.

 

I don't wanna know about male ATM instructions. . . but that's just me.

 

I thought this post was about the "other" ATM

 

 

Randal Graves: You know, I could probably sue this whole corporation right now for sexual harassment. You're only making me refill the napkin holders because of my firmly held beliefs on the subject of ATM.

 

 

I witnessed a woman do this recently, no lie.


Pull up to the ATM, realize she was too far from machine to reach the machine. She leaned out the window but could not reach. She then opend the door so she could put one foot one the ground and lean out farther. She then dropped her card on the gound.

Now keep in mind the door is now open and she is half standing outside the car but she tries to lean through the window to grab the card (instead of opening the door wider and reaching down to the ground. So she is reaching as far as she can reach leaning through the window, while STANDING on her tip toes, totally bent over through the window. I am totally speechless at this point. She is bent over through a car door standing on her tiptoes trying to reach something 2 inches from her feet.

She tries this for about ten seconds before finding out the problem with her thinking and pick up the card by opening the door wider. She then gets halfway back in the car again leans out the window, AGAIN, and drops the card AGAIN.

I lay on the horn and yell "Figure it out dumbsh*t!!!!!!!" from my car directly behind hers. (yes I need to cut down on the caffiene) She then proceeds to get her cash and since she is now rattled by my impatience tries to speed away. She hooks her right turn wayyy too soon, and ends up putting both front andd back right wheels over the curb and on the grass.

I am all for euthanizing the stupid. Forced sterilization at a minimum.

 

YOU NEVER GO A-T-M!!!!

 

i had to urban dictionary ATM... jeez...

 

Same here..