Those are funny. Sad, but funny.

 

Much of it a repost but definately worth it. That "Was His" vanity plate was actually in a movie (different car, same theme) sometime in the 80's. Can't remember which movie though.

 

how can u forget the black M3 w/ orange paint job...

 

 

anyone remember the pick axes?

 

Wasn't that on an Audi??

 

Yeah i saw that on top gear. it was an audi a8 with, at some gas station i think. so cool haha

 

actually, all that really says is that the b!tch can't afford to buy a porsche of her own, but can only attain one through divorcing a guy. that's certainly nothing to brag about or be proud of.

 

what's the point of vandalizing someone else's nice car?? the car is most likely fully insured, so insurance will end up paying the owner the money to replace the vehicle, minus deductible, plus if the vandal left any incriminating evidence behind, he/she will end having to deal with the legal repurcussion of his/her stupidity. so in what way is vandalizing some's ride a payback??

 

as for the last pic, if it is indeed real, all it really says is that the author of that message was the one who's the loser to have settled for a small d!ck all this time. in fact, it is somewhat a praise to the guy with the small d!ck that, despite having a small d!ck, he was getting laid with his previous wife/gf, and now is continuing to get laid by other girls that he's cheating with. and dispite that, the ex is upset enough about losing the small d!ck, that she feels it necessary to take revenge, when in fact she should be relieved that she can now land herself a huge d!ck to replace the small d!ck. so again, the loser is the girl who decided to make that sign, not the guy with the small d!ck.