A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer.

The bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him.

"Look," said the customer, "I have no arms - would you
please hold the glass up to my mouth?"

"Sure," said the bartender, and he did.

"Now," said the customer, "I wonder if you'd be so kind
to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam
off my mouth."

"Certainly." And it was done.

"If," said the armless man, "You'd reach in my right-hand
pants pocket, you'll find the money for the beer."

The bartender got it.

"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing
more. Where is the men's room?"

"Out the door," said the bartender, "turn left, walk two
blocks, and there's one in a filling station on the
corner."

 

LOL!