A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decided to be good Samaritans and get him home. So they pick him off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times. They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?"

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These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles club and talking about another guy sitting at the other end of the bar. "I don't get it," complained the first guy, "He's not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car, yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here".
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He's not even a very good conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."

 

Good ones!!

 

Pretty good!!! I like the second one.

 

And here I thought it was gonna be this one.

2 guys walk in to a bar....You would think the second one would have ducked