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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by C U AT 9K,Dec 6 2007, 06:13 PM
im sorry but if you cant tell whether or not there's any alcohol in your drink, you need to a) quit smoking or b) get a new tongue...


If my Beam and Coke (sorry CU ) doesn't make me grimace like DeNiro on the first sip, I'll keep walking.
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 08:24 PM
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Nothin wrong with Jimmy's stuff! Jack's been my original bud tho
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 09:45 PM
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mixed drinks are for homos... stick to shots and beer...

unless its a margarita or tanqueary and tonic
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by David-D,Dec 6 2007, 10:45 PM
mixed drinks are for homos... stick to shots and beer...
but they taste so good
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Old Dec 7, 2007 | 05:45 AM
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i suppose that means i can't order a smirnoff ice at the bar anymore either...
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Old Dec 7, 2007 | 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by my2ks2k,Dec 7 2007, 10:45 AM
i suppose that means i can't order a smirnoff ice at the bar anymore either...
Only if your wearing a skirt!
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Old Dec 7, 2007 | 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by David-D,Dec 7 2007, 02:45 AM
mixed drinks are for homos... stick to shots and beer...

unless its a margarita or tanqueary and tonic
So... are you a homo or not then?
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Old Dec 7, 2007 | 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by David-D,Dec 7 2007, 01:45 AM
mixed drinks are for homos... stick to shots and beer...

unless its a margarita or tanqueary and tonic
Shots are great but I like to be at a bar for more than 20 minutes before I'm completely smashed Hardy mixed drinks are great for extenuating the party, and they keep the ball rolling at a decent pace!

Margaritas are only good with Cabo, Patron, etc.. Worlds apart from Jose!
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Old Dec 7, 2007 | 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by David-D,Dec 6 2007, 10:45 PM
mixed drinks are for homos... stick to shots and beer...

unless its a margarita or tanqueary and tonic


. . . well, sorta. I get your point. If you consult the "86 Rules of Boozing" (which I posted earlier in the thread), keep your drink orders to shots, beer, and two-part well drinks.

If your drink has Whiskey, Rum, Vodka, Gin, or Tequila, and ONE other ingredient, it's not a "festive" drink. . .

. . . and Cape Cods are okay. . . so long as you're on your period.
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Old Dec 7, 2007 | 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by my2ks2k,Dec 7 2007, 06:45 AM
i suppose that means i can't order a smirnoff ice at the bar anymore either...
Oh no. . . feel free to order that Smirnoff Ice. . . just get ready to say, "No" a lot thereafter.
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