Bartender Scams... Be Careful!
Originally Posted by C U AT 9K,Dec 6 2007, 06:13 PM
im sorry but if you cant tell whether or not there's any alcohol in your drink, you need to a) quit smoking or b) get a new tongue...

If my Beam and Coke (sorry CU
) doesn't make me grimace like DeNiro on the first sip, I'll keep walking.
Originally Posted by David-D,Dec 7 2007, 01:45 AM
mixed drinks are for homos... stick to shots and beer...
unless its a margarita or tanqueary and tonic
unless its a margarita or tanqueary and tonic
Hardy mixed drinks are great for extenuating the party, and they keep the ball rolling at a decent pace!Margaritas are only good with Cabo, Patron, etc.. Worlds apart from Jose!
Originally Posted by David-D,Dec 6 2007, 10:45 PM
mixed drinks are for homos... stick to shots and beer...
unless its a margarita or tanqueary and tonic
unless its a margarita or tanqueary and tonic

. . . well, sorta. I get your point. If you consult the "86 Rules of Boozing" (which I posted earlier in the thread), keep your drink orders to shots, beer, and two-part well drinks.
If your drink has Whiskey, Rum, Vodka, Gin, or Tequila, and ONE other ingredient, it's not a "festive" drink. . .
. . . and Cape Cods are okay. . . so long as you're on your period.
Originally Posted by my2ks2k,Dec 7 2007, 06:45 AM
i suppose that means i can't order a smirnoff ice at the bar anymore either...







