Best Christmas Movie
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From: Bumpass, VA
Originally posted by ironwedge
Hands down "A Christmas Story".
"No way kid, you'll shoot your eye out"
Hands down "A Christmas Story".
"No way kid, you'll shoot your eye out"
Clark W. Griswold: "I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey $hit he is! Hallelujah! Holy $hit! Where's the Tylenol?
And for the over-worked with a sense of corporate ladder aspirations...
Clark W. Griswold: "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.
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A Christmas Story is classic. But National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction is awesome also.
Clark: Tis the season to be merry.
Sales girl: What a coincedence, my name is Mary.
Clark: No $hit?!
Other Christmas movies I like: A Nightmare Before Christmas, Home Alone, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Scrooged, Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Die Hard (
), and Mickey's Christmas Carol. That's all I can think of right now.
Clark: Tis the season to be merry.
Sales girl: What a coincedence, my name is Mary.
Clark: No $hit?!
Other Christmas movies I like: A Nightmare Before Christmas, Home Alone, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Scrooged, Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Die Hard (
), and Mickey's Christmas Carol. That's all I can think of right now.
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From: Alive in the Superunkown
A Christmas Story has been a classic with us.
Just watched it the other night.
So many good scene's to choose.
Love the part where Ralph's mom asks where he heard the "word" from and rats on Schwartz.
By listening to Mrs Schwartz you can just picture her stomping down the hall
to Schwartz's room, busting in and smacking the living crap outta him.
Little CS trivia, Flick worked on Porno films for awhile and even starred in one.
Just watched it the other night.
So many good scene's to choose.
Love the part where Ralph's mom asks where he heard the "word" from and rats on Schwartz.
By listening to Mrs Schwartz you can just picture her stomping down the hall
to Schwartz's room, busting in and smacking the living crap outta him.
Little CS trivia, Flick worked on Porno films for awhile and even starred in one.