Best date ever.....
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From: Overland Park, KS
..and probably most expensive too:
Picture this:
You take your girl out to dinner and go for a walk to the local lake. It is around 11pm and we decide to "borrow" one of the paddle boats that is secured on the dock.
We "manage"
to borrow it and we kind of paddle our way in the lake. We are having a nice talk, laughing about things. I had hurt my back working out at the gym about a week ago or so....and she offers a back rub...
Assume the position I will and after a while she wants me to return the favor...only this time we both put weight on the same side and voila...slam dunk!!
It was about 55 degrees and the water was not only nasty but freezing cold. We could not get the damn thing turned over again so we had to swim our way back to the dock..took about 10 minutes...
We make it back and needless to say we are not going to ruin the STi seats so we get buck naked, throw everything in the trunk (including to absolutely trashed cell phones, wet wallet, useless keyless entry for the car) and the alarm goes off....I could not shut the thing off. It took me 10 minutes at least to get the damn remote open, battery out, dry it off and make it work...again, keep in mind all this time we are wearing our b-day clothing....
We laughed all the way back to my house...freezing our asses off. I needed a new phone anyway....and who the hell takes a brand new pair of expensive knee high italian leather boots out on a date?????????
Dinner: $ 65
Keyless entry remote: $ 110
Camara phone: $ 290
Other phone: $ 1 (mine)
Italian leather boots (hers of course!): $ 300+
Memories of this moment: priceless
Picture this:
You take your girl out to dinner and go for a walk to the local lake. It is around 11pm and we decide to "borrow" one of the paddle boats that is secured on the dock.
We "manage"
to borrow it and we kind of paddle our way in the lake. We are having a nice talk, laughing about things. I had hurt my back working out at the gym about a week ago or so....and she offers a back rub... Assume the position I will and after a while she wants me to return the favor...only this time we both put weight on the same side and voila...slam dunk!!
It was about 55 degrees and the water was not only nasty but freezing cold. We could not get the damn thing turned over again so we had to swim our way back to the dock..took about 10 minutes...
We make it back and needless to say we are not going to ruin the STi seats so we get buck naked, throw everything in the trunk (including to absolutely trashed cell phones, wet wallet, useless keyless entry for the car) and the alarm goes off....I could not shut the thing off. It took me 10 minutes at least to get the damn remote open, battery out, dry it off and make it work...again, keep in mind all this time we are wearing our b-day clothing....
We laughed all the way back to my house...freezing our asses off. I needed a new phone anyway....and who the hell takes a brand new pair of expensive knee high italian leather boots out on a date?????????
Dinner: $ 65
Keyless entry remote: $ 110
Camara phone: $ 290
Other phone: $ 1 (mine)
Italian leather boots (hers of course!): $ 300+
Memories of this moment: priceless
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Joined: Dec 2003
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From: Seattle
When you're with a girl and stuff like this happens, not too bad. I've had a similar experience and I don't sweat it when shit like this happens... Except my only F... ^ experience was curbing some rims looking out the window, the chick that was with me laughs her ass off, and I play it off, and say ahh, it's coo, nothing major. Really it was F...'d
Although your story could be viewed as F...'d, the chick got naked.
Skipper get any action... j/k
Although your story could be viewed as F...'d, the chick got naked.
Skipper get any action... j/k
