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best final words before execution

Old Jul 26, 2008 | 06:26 AM
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Christopher Scott Emmett

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Emmett and John Fenton Langley were sharing a room in a Danville motel in April of 2001 as part of an out-of-town roofing crew. On the night Langley was killed, he bought food and grilled for Emmett and other co-workers. They then played cards at the motel. Later Langley was killed as he slept. In a taped confession to police, Emmett admitted striking Langley in the head with a lamp in the motel room they were sharing, robbing him of $100, buying and smoking crack cocaine, then calling the police to report that something had happened to his roommate.

Final Words:
"Tell my family and friends I love them, tell the governor he just lost my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here."



Ok, this guy is a scumbag, but I gotta say that's a pretty funny thing to say right before he was executed.

http://www.clarkprosecutor.org/html/...emmett1114.htm
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Old Jul 26, 2008 | 07:08 AM
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Well I guess he wanted out of here bad....
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Old Jul 26, 2008 | 07:46 AM
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lol
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Old Jul 26, 2008 | 07:38 PM
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haha
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Old Jul 26, 2008 | 09:56 PM
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"what do you want on your tombstone"








"pepperoni"







get it!?!?
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Old Jul 26, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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^ yeah, but it's neither witty nor amusing.
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Old Jul 27, 2008 | 03:32 PM
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Last words of Tom "Black Jack" Ketchum, convicted murderer, right before being hanged and decapitated : "I"ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!"

Last words of Giles Corey, farmer and accused witch, while being crushed with stones: "More weight."

Last words of George Engel, union activist and founder of the Socialistic Labor Party of North America, right before dropping through the gallows: "Hurrah for Anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life."

And probably the most badass thing ever said before being killed:

Last Words Of Carl Panzram, Serial Killer, right before execution: "Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard.. I could kill ten men while you're fooling around!"
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Old Jul 28, 2008 | 04:57 AM
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Old Jul 28, 2008 | 07:11 AM
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"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur." (Marie Antoinette)
As she approached the guillotine, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner.


"No, you certainly can
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Old Jul 28, 2008 | 07:36 AM
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That guy was an idiot and I don't give a flip what he said.

Langhorne, that was wit
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