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Old Feb 20, 2003 | 08:44 PM
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Default Best pic up lines! (another useless but fun waste of bandwith)
Hey all, post your cheesiest, best, worst, grossest, most beautiful pick up lines


-If your name was Homework, I'd be doing you in my bed right now
-Nice boots, wanna
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Old Feb 20, 2003 | 09:09 PM
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- I love your dress, that would look perfect on my bedroom floor
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Old Feb 20, 2003 | 09:13 PM
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-Guy: My watch is telepathic, it's telling me that you're not wearing any panties
-Girl: Yes, I am
-Guy: (slaps watch) damned thing is an hour fast
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*uses finger to signal girl to come over*
*girl comes over*

if i can get u over here with one finger, imagine what i can do to u with my whole body





today's word is your legs.. so lets go to my house and spread the word
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"Damn, baby, I know milk does a body good, but how much you been drinking?"
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Originally posted by Ludatic
*uses finger to signal girl to come over*
*girl comes over*

if i can get u over here with one finger, imagine what i can do to u with my whole body
Dude, you gotta use it right! The correct wording is: "If I can get you to come with one finger, imagine what I can do to you with my whole body." Sheesh
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