That toilet seat.... were to get that

 

after eating Taco Bell i really need the six speed version

 

Some classic responses in here.

 

I can see the Helpdesk calls now:

"My toilet's transmission stopped working after I did a dump..."

"No matter how hard I shift, the toilet doesn't work!"

"Is there a blend upgrade?"

"No matter what gear I put it in, it always flushes at the same rate."

"Is there a reverse function?"

"My toilet doesn't seem to work well with its current fluids. Do you have a recommended blend?"

 

crazy looks pretty cool lol