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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow!"


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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 01:47 PM
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Zing!
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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 02:56 PM
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lol
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 12:52 AM
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Where can I get some of said "miracle grow"?
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 03:23 PM
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www.extenze.com

Try it and share your thoughts, kaY?
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 11:27 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2008 | 05:25 AM
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Don't forget Enzyte -- happy Bob
And happy Bob's wife
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Old Sep 29, 2008 | 09:08 AM
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Actually underwear dust is different. I won't tell you what it is though. It's pretty disgusting.
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Old Sep 29, 2008 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Riceboi,Sep 27 2008, 12:52 AM
Where can I get some of said "miracle grow"?
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