lmoa i would pay to see that shit lol.... it would be so funny hahhahahahahah * mental picture* LOLLL

 

A bird is better than a man.......

 

Haha, it happened again...

Except this time I was in the Taco Bell drive-thru!

 

Shame !!!!

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person !!!! asshole !!!!

 

 

Who cares? I certainly don't. I'll tell all the birds in the goddang world to shit over your S. (and the E55 when it comes )

 

At least my AIM works.

But to hell with the Benz. The birds can shit all over it for all I care - as long as it doesn't get inside the car.

 

"The Birds II"

Hey, here's a tip on the best way to remove our feathered friends droppings from your car's painted surface.

As these lovely deposits contain lots of grit and sand from what birds eat and peck on, the last thing you want to do is rub it off with a sponge or wet towel. It will destroy the paint finish scratching it badly.

Get a bottle of seltzer, pour a little on the deposit, then shake up the bottle with your thumb over the top and direct the flow over the spot. It will wash the deposit away without leaving the slightest scratch mark on your paint. Then rewax over the spot.

 

hey, hawks are birds too....


anyways, sorry to hear your shit...

 

shit happens...