happined to be on friday, however i was surprised to see it on the inside of the window. I was rather confused as it was nowhere else in the car just splattered all about the inside of the drivers window

 

birds don't plan these things, you know....

 

Umm, where do you work and are they hiring?

 

why would you want pictures of bird shit? you freaky f!@#

 

I was once driving around in my car when I see this big a$$ spider (2-3 inches wide with the legs) crawling around my rear view mirror.

SH1T! I don't like the look of that, not a toxic one mind you, but it's just creepy if you see what I mean

I just kept driving, nervously glancing at the thing, hoping it won't jump in my face. It ended up crawling inside one of the cabin lights (my SLK has a cabin dome light with driver and passenger side bulbs) through a slit in the rear that I guess is used to pry off the dome in order to change bulbs.

It probably got fried inside... dunno. I've never had the courage to take apart the dome and look inside *yuck*

 

i think he wants to see pics of your exposed a$$ from you slitted dress, and to be honest, so would i. btw, were you wearing a thong that day??

 

i once had bird poop drop on my head while sitting at a red light. thank god i was wearing a cap that day.

 

ok I got it the other day too, C unit. I had just washed and detailed my car and met some friends that were hanging out and went to get in and felt it on my right arm. There happened to be birdcrap on the arm rest. Does anyone ever fear driving top down next to a cattle truck???

 

i fear driving top down next to any truck containing animals... you never know whats gonna fly out and the smell sucks ass too

 

I just ran outside and put my top up.

It has been really nice up here in Seattle the last week or so (today we are at almost 90) so I have been driving the S everyday. Whenever I do drive it to work, I always put the top up. I've never been that worried about theft, as I work near city hall and the police station, and I can see my car from my desk. And I don't park under any trees or light poles so the birds will have to be a pretty good aim.

But I was coming back from picking up my girlfriend and needed to get back to work so I parked and ran upstairs. I tried to get my work done as fast as I could, and I kept looking out the window making sure that no birds or people were walking around it. I actually wasn't going to put the top back up, since I'm leaving in about an hour anyway, but then I read this thread. I'll continue to put the top up now.