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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 12:20 PM
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A 12 year old boy walks in on his parents having sex and is obviously shocked at what he sees. His parents all the sudden realize he is watching, roll off each other and grab the blankets. After an uncomfortable moment or two the kid runs off to his room. After staring at each other for a moment longer the parents break out into laughter, joking that it is past time for that "the birds and the bees" conversation

The next day the father decides to go to his son's room to have that conversation. As he walks in he sees his son going at it with his grandmother. The father starts freaking out, falling to the floor in utter shock, crying out "how can this be happening." The son replies, "see its not so funny when it's your mother is it?"
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 12:22 PM
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 01:21 PM
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LOL!!!
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 01:37 PM
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I like it!!!
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 01:48 PM
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rofl
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 01:54 PM
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lol
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 02:02 PM
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 02:03 PM
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thats grimy, good joke
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Old Aug 7, 2009 | 08:14 AM
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Incest is always funny!!!




Wait, what?
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Old Aug 7, 2009 | 10:45 AM
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