A blonde....
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I only have three blonde jokes that have stuck in my memory cells.
1) Two blondes are walking in the woods and they walk upon a set of tracks. The first blonde says, "hey, those are bear tracks!" "No, no," says the second blonde, "they are deer tracks!" Then suddenly, they are hit by a train.
2) Two blondes are driving on the highway to visit Disney World when they see a large road sign that reads: Walt Disney LEFT. So they turned the car around and drove home.
3) Why did the blonde stare at the Orange Juice container? Because it read CONCENTRATE!
Alright, that's it.
1) Two blondes are walking in the woods and they walk upon a set of tracks. The first blonde says, "hey, those are bear tracks!" "No, no," says the second blonde, "they are deer tracks!" Then suddenly, they are hit by a train.
2) Two blondes are driving on the highway to visit Disney World when they see a large road sign that reads: Walt Disney LEFT. So they turned the car around and drove home.
3) Why did the blonde stare at the Orange Juice container? Because it read CONCENTRATE!
Alright, that's it.
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