DC,

Hahahaha I'm in my "bitch like steak" mood right now...

For example:

I meet a hot chick. Which of the following do I do:

A) Be embarrassed and wonder if she's out of my league.
B) Convince myself she has a boyfriend already and isn't worth the certain rejection.
C) Try to find an uglier chick I'm sure I can score with.
D) Walk up to her and say "Hey, bitch, do you like steak?" If she says "yes," say "well, get in the damn car already."

A is just bullshit, because no one is ever out of anyone's league. Especially not men, because all girls will date ugly men who are quality in other ways.

B is also bullshit, because boyfriends are like tampons to most women.

C is bullshit because then you're stuck with an ugly chick who won't stop crying on your voicemail at 2 am.

Therefore, the answer is D.

- Warren

 

Damn, warren, wtf did you go through?

oh, on 'B', are men like tampons because they swell up w/ moisture and get all bloody and nasty so women have to take them out and replace them?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cubic Inch
[B]Damn, warren, wtf did you go through?

 

Cubic Inch,

I went through a naziesque break-up worthy of The Best of Jerry Springer Volume XIII.

And no, men are like tampons because they're both biodegradable, disposable, easy to get at almost any street corner, get irritating after a while, and most women seem to change them periodically.

Oh, and both of their primary goals of existence are filling womens' vaginas.

Thanks for the nastified description though.

- Warren

 

who wants to trade?

i have

1. korean girl
2. pinay
3. chinese
4. vietnamese

lookin for other race to trade



requirements to qualify:

must be descent looking

must have a minimal of 34b tits

must have an ok ass

cant weight more than 135lbs



let the trading begin!

 

[QUOTE]who wants to trade?

 

Latin ladies rock more than any other.

 

I heard Iceland is supposed to have the highest percentage of attractive women in the world.

 

Arent they like cold fish in BED?!


DaRKCrow

 

Tasteless Joke:

What do they call the useless peice of skin around the vagina?


The woman.