Shortly after takeoff, an airline pilot gave his standard welcoming announcement to the passengers but forgot to turn off the microphone when he was done. Not realizing this, he turned to his co-pilot and said "I think I'll take a leak then try to fornicate with that new blonde stewardess." The blonde stewardess ran toward the cockpit to tell the pilot that everfyone on the plane could hear him, but, in her haste, she tripped and fell in the aisle. An elderly female passenger sitting in an aisle seat looked down at her and said "There's no need to rush, honey. He said he had to take a leak first."

 

9/10

 

10/10

 

IS THIS SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Yes...Raptor only tells true life stories.

 

I did not know that the Raptor was also a pilot.

 

This story isn't far from the truth...regarding pilots and stewardesses.

 

Affirmative. F4C Phantom.

 

excellent. i've heard another version of this only he says he could really use a cup of coffee and a bj

8/10

 

This joke was in Good Will Hunting, but as tuna pointed out it was about a coffee then a bj.

Still a classic though.