Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter
tells

them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple
question.

St. Peter asks the first blonde, 'What is Easter?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when

everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful...'

'Wrong!,' replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the
same

question, 'What is Easter?'

The second blonde replies, 'Easter is the holiday in December when we
put up

a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.'

St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells
her

she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and
asks,

'What is Easter?'

The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, 'I
know

what Easter is.'

'Oh?' says St. Peter, incredulously.

'Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
celebration

of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and

Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his

disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the

side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails

through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off
by a

large boulder.'

St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.

The third blonde continues, 'Every year the boulder is moved aside so
that

Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more

weeks of winter.'

 

Yet another oldie, but goodie.

 

Damn it,
The only Reason I looked is because it contains "BLONDE"


DaRKCrow
"Shoulda have known....hahahaha, Good one Josh!"

 

I was raised as a Catholic and thought that was true.

 

FUNNY, Even though I'm blonde, It's still funny

 

haha, i wasn't expecting that. good one josh.

 

Still funny. Last time I heard this one was 3 Aggies in a boat.

 

even though i've heard it before it's still a really good one!! keep em going!!

 

cloudnine-

I noticed you just joined us. Welcome.

DaRKCrow-

Shuffle off to Buffalo. When you return, Sushi.

 

Oh, and Josh, good joke.