A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.

The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preasher... I ssssure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"Nooo, I ddddidnt!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I dddid not Reverrrrend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sssssure thhhis is where he fffffelll in?"

 

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carry on

 

just dumb luck the title was "born again" LOL

 

That must have been pre Raptor when bad jokes were more common in OT.

Hey Primogen, your avatar should mate with 8d's avatar.

 

 

Color it pink and add some yips and youre golden

 

the best thing about this thread is that no one ever posted a reply

 

hahahaha from 2000. poor guy.

Well, there were 2 potatoes in the oven and one said to the other, "Wow its hot in here." The other replied, "OMG A TALKING POTATO!"

 

 

I'm baking brownies.