Did you hear about the Buddhist who walked into a pizza parlor and said, "Make me one with everything!"?

 

Was it on the news? And aren't Buddhists not supposed to eat meat. Buddhists are very weird because if there's a cochroach or black widow on their nose, they wouldn't even bother flicking it off their nose. Weird, huh?

 

Good joke, magician.

 

Very good.