Bush's Stupidity !
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Bush's Stupidity !
hehhe...i found this quite funny....
u wanna read more of his stupidity then read this..its from an email that i got:
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Subject :
The scenario of the film coming soon may go something like this !
>Condoleeeezzzaaaaaa Rice - Bush
>
>We take you now to the Oval Office...
>
>President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
>National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here
>about the new leader of China.
>
>Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
>
>Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
>Bush: That's what I want to know.
>
>Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
>
>Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
>Rice: Yes.
>
>Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
>
>Rice: Hu.
>
>Bush: The guy in China.
>
>Rice: Hu.
>
>Bush: The new leader of China.
>
>Rice: Hu.
>
>Bush: The Chinaman!
>
>Rice: Hu is leading China.
>
>Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?
>
>Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
>Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
>Rice: That's the mans name.
>
>Bush: That's who's name?
>
>Rice: Yes.
>
>Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
>
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
>East.
>
>Rice: That's correct.
>
>Bush: Then who is in China?
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: Yassir is in China?
>
>Rice: No, sir.
>
>Bush: Then who is?
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: Yassir?
>
>Rice: No, sir.
>
>Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
>
>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
>Rice: Kofi?
>
>Bush: No, thanks.
>
>Rice: You want Kofi?
>
>Bush: No.
>
>Rice: You don't want Kofi.
>
>Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
>And then get me the U.N.
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
>Rice: Kofi?
>
>Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
>Rice: And call who?
>
>Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
>Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
>
>Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>
>Rice: Kofi.
>
>Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
>(Rice picks up the phone.)
>
>Rice: Rice, here.
>
>Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
>send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
>food in the Middle East?
u wanna read more of his stupidity then read this..its from an email that i got:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject :
The scenario of the film coming soon may go something like this !
>Condoleeeezzzaaaaaa Rice - Bush
>
>We take you now to the Oval Office...
>
>President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
>National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here
>about the new leader of China.
>
>Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
>
>Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
>Bush: That's what I want to know.
>
>Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
>
>Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
>Rice: Yes.
>
>Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
>
>Rice: Hu.
>
>Bush: The guy in China.
>
>Rice: Hu.
>
>Bush: The new leader of China.
>
>Rice: Hu.
>
>Bush: The Chinaman!
>
>Rice: Hu is leading China.
>
>Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?
>
>Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
>Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
>Rice: That's the mans name.
>
>Bush: That's who's name?
>
>Rice: Yes.
>
>Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
>
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
>East.
>
>Rice: That's correct.
>
>Bush: Then who is in China?
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: Yassir is in China?
>
>Rice: No, sir.
>
>Bush: Then who is?
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: Yassir?
>
>Rice: No, sir.
>
>Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
>
>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
>Rice: Kofi?
>
>Bush: No, thanks.
>
>Rice: You want Kofi?
>
>Bush: No.
>
>Rice: You don't want Kofi.
>
>Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
>And then get me the U.N.
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
>Rice: Kofi?
>
>Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
>Rice: And call who?
>
>Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
>Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
>
>Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
>
>Rice: Yes, sir.
>
>Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>
>Rice: Kofi.
>
>Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
>(Rice picks up the phone.)
>
>Rice: Rice, here.
>
>Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
>send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
>food in the Middle East?
