Yes, this flash was posted here long ago, probably by me. It's similar to the A,B,C song with cup sizes. The Japanese in this particular flash is hilarious, especially since it's sung by a foreigner (westerner).

To make this more accessible, I spent the night translating the song, so you can open up the link in another window and follow along.

http://kamakura.cool.ne.jp/kenji77777/2/hi...i/777/oppai.htm

Bust fortune-telling song

A-cup B-cup
C-cup D-cup
E-cup F-cup
G-cup H-cup
When we choose among the 8 groups
of bust sizes, which is your favorite?

F!

Since you like the F cup, you try
to hide your kindness, but
fantasy and reality are different -
so wake up and stop dreaming.

Well, E!

He who chooses E-cup shows a little cleverness.
A little more clever than the F-cup lover -
You are still dreaming,
so please grow up and become an adult.

So, D!

He who chooses D-cup shows considerable cleverness
and is more cool than the F-cup lover.
If you actuality understand this,
please try one more time...

C!

C-cup lovers are almost correct,
You can still be more correct
but there are not many women who are a C
And carelessness is forbidden.

Your sense of boob choice
is a large influence on life.
Much like the left boob influences the right.

B!

B-cup lovers are vague
as their likes are vague.
Just prefer a little one or I prefer a (big one). . .
Such a thing is too strange to be.

A!

The A-cup lover is too servile,
It is evident that he is not self-confident.
He says: "I'm not afraid of boobs!"
Please wait until you get some courage.

Aaahh...

G-cup and H-cup lovers go out and there's
none to be found,
Please believe it.
You are the woman's enemy!

You see many kinds of boobs, but
the last thing I want to say is:
Judging a woman by her breasts
is a bad thing to do!

La la la la ....


Yeah, it's late and I'm bored...

 

My wife has DD or an E in some places, and they are real!

 

You are forgetting, this is a JAPANESE song. Things have been getting bigger over there in the past few generations, but they have quite a ways to catch up with sizes over here.

 

I don't like the droopy ones man...

 

how many sets does she have She has them in places other than her chest hnoes:

BTW, the Japanese are officially completely frikkin' wacked. WTF?!? And why would you make a flash of that song and only show some poorly animated teacher guy and little boys?!?

 

[QUOTE=no_really,Jun 24 2005, 12:27 PM] how many sets does she have