Can anyone here explain to me why I should like button fly jeans?

The way I see it, any possible positive attribute is outweighed tremendously by their causing me to spend anything more than the minimum amount of time possible in a public restroom...

 

so you don't bust a ben stiller.

when they are worn down, they are much faster to remove? just rip those bad boys open.

LOL, when putting them on often times i will just button the centermost button and the top cuz i am lazy. i do prefer a zipper though because I AM LAZY.

 

Ha! And I thought button-fly jeans were only made for girls I had a couple pair of those Bongo jeans back in the early 90s when button-fly was all the rage

 

I notice that when I wear button fly jeans I never forget to "zip up". I always tend to have an open fly when I wear jeans w/ zippers.

 

Because some people are purists when it comes to their jeans, there were no zippers when Levi's first came out.

 

That was the intent of the 501 line of jeans.

 

if purist means stupidity and ass-backwards... ugh...

nothing worse than having to take a really BAAAD beer piss and realizing you got a button-fly

 

My button fly takes the same time as a zipper does, and I don't have to worry about any of my man "bits" being eaten by a zipper.

 

If you get pregnant, you can unbutton one button at a time and keep wearing them.

 

button fly's suck... i prefer zipper... i like to spend a minimum amount of time tryin to piss in a smelly dirty public restroom.