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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Sep 12 2007, 06:55 PM
Women stop breathing in my presence all the time.
I guess I"m just bad ass.
Women drop their uterus in mine .
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 04:21 PM
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the show is awesome!!! david duchovney being an ass and hot naked titties FTMFW!!!!
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata,Sep 12 2007, 04:03 PM
Women drop their uterus in mine .
Does that mean they are over 65 and have their uterus prolapse into their vagina? I think a TVT can help that.
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 05:14 PM
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Dani California was/is hotter.
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 12 2007, 03:40 PM
No, the wackos are in North Carolina, where trailer park trash marry their first cousins, wear bib overall jeans, have several missing front teeth, and drink wine out of boxes (or Jack Daniel whilst driving their 56 Ford pickups).
Wait, where do I fit in? Wackos all across the country..
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 05:46 PM
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wtf?
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel L,Sep 12 2007, 05:41 PM
Wait, where do I fit in? Wackos all across the country..
Your bib overalls are made by Louis Vuitton, the Ford pickup has Ds, and the bottle is Alize
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 12 2007, 03:40 PM
No, the wackos are in North Carolina, where trailer park trash marry their first cousins, wear bib overall jeans, have several missing front teeth, and drink wine out of boxes (or Jack Daniel whilst driving their 56 Ford pickups).
pot calling the kettle black, ya gay vegan fart-sniffing cross-dressing pr0n-making fake-tit ebonics-speaking hybrid-driving earthquake-denying hippie who was so high you elected a Republican governor because you saw him in movie once At least the Jim Beam drinkers in North Carolina weren't so drunk when they voted they cried like bitches when they saw what they'd done

For crying out loud, how the hell can someone who lives in Cali dream for a minute they have any right to criticize anyone, anywhere? When you live in the most car-obsessed culture in the world and somehow think buying yet another car can somehow let you pretend you give two squirts about the environment? I'm pretty sure the very first use of the word "hypocrite" described a Californian For god's sake, people everywhere else have the honesty and decency to be who they are, but in California, nobody voted for Arnold, everybody is an actor, earthquakes aren't that bad, and regardless if it is 110 in the shade and no rain in 9 months or 40 degrees and raining every day, the weather is "nice all year-round."
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 12 2007, 07:40 PM
No, the wackos are in North Carolina, where trailer park trash marry their first cousins, wear bib overall jeans, have several missing front teeth, and drink wine out of boxes (or Jack Daniel whilst driving their 56 Ford pickups).
That sounds like Northern California to me. Doesn't Franzia - that wine in a box - come from Cali?

If you wanted to describe NC, you should have gone with corrupt DAs that try and frame innocents for rape and the birthplace of Pepsi and Nascrap.
Old Sep 12, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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[QUOTE=GT_2003,Sep 12 2007, 07:01 PM] pot calling the kettle black, ya gay vegan fart-sniffing cross-dressing pr0n-making fake-tit ebonics-speaking hybrid-driving earthquake-denying hippie who was so high you elected a Republican governor because you saw him in movie once



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