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Can you ever please a Woman?

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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 12:12 PM
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Got this in the mail...Funny!!

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A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-story hotel with a sign that read, "For Women Only." Since they were without their boyfriends, they decided to go in.

The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 12:21 PM
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Excellent. The fifth floor sign should add: "Since you've chosen this floor, you have to stay. The elevator has left and won't be back for a week. The assortment of vibrators and the library of GQ back issues are in the next room."
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 12:29 PM
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Hahahahahaha!

"It's funny because it's true."
--Homer Simpson--
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 12:56 PM
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read that one before....loved it now....loved it then....will love it even more the next time someone sends it to me



p.s. i love that line "it's funny cause it's true" from homer....use it all the time
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 12:59 PM
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Good one lips!
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 01:04 PM
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Heh heh...I like that one...
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 02:38 PM
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should have ended with them locked out on the roof!
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 02:41 PM
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Originally posted by krhorrocks
should have ended with them locked out on the roof!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i like it..
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 04:05 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Knowledge
[B]Hahahahahaha!
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Old Nov 1, 2001 | 04:07 PM
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Already knew the answer is NO!
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