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Caption This... I Need a Laugh!!!

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Old Dec 8, 2003 | 06:55 PM
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Girl: "This one time, at cooking class, I had this guy stick a carrot up my p----!"
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Old Dec 8, 2003 | 06:59 PM
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In response to girl.

Cook: "Oh yea well your workin with a cucumber here missy." "Me love you long time."
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Old Dec 8, 2003 | 07:45 PM
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forget the caption, lets see the rest in the series.
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Old Dec 9, 2003 | 12:42 AM
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Originally posted by FormerH22a4
forget the caption, lets see the rest in the series.
Yes I agree
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Old Dec 9, 2003 | 01:16 AM
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"Hey look, when I squeeze your sides your T*TS get bigger. Squeeze, bigger, let go, smaller. Hey, this is fun."
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Old Dec 9, 2003 | 06:29 AM
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Boom chicka chicka- that's the porno music going in the background.
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Old Dec 9, 2003 | 08:10 AM
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"And now I show Dis Gurr how to make-a Long Duck Dong!"
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Old Dec 9, 2003 | 11:33 AM
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If his hands go any higher he's going to find out what I can do with this butcher knife....
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Old Dec 9, 2003 | 11:42 AM
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Him: " I am Wantone... Come to me!"
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Old Dec 9, 2003 | 03:30 PM
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Girl: "Wow, that's....really small. Must....not.....look....."
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