Keanu Reeves is assisted from the set of "Matrix III" after a stunt sequence went horribly wrong.

 

Friends don't let friends drink McJack Daniels and drive."

or

"Paul Tracy, here is the circus clown you said could do a better job of run CART. We used your $50,000 to buy him. Where do you want him parked?"

 

In light of the recent recession, Oakbrook, IL based McDonald's Corp. has had to lay off many employees. One of them was Ronald McDonald. Gainfully employed for over 50 years by the corporation, Mr. Donald had to be escorted out due to his violent response to the lay off

 

Vivid Entertainment's new line-up of adult blow up dolls was confiscated due to the trademark infringement.

 

A clip from VH1's "Insane Clown Posse- Behind the Story"


".......The semi-famous rock group "Insane Clown Posse" had dealt with the law many a time early in their careers. This band has dealt with many hardships as they matured. They couldn't figure out who their audience was, they didn't know how to play to them,...they just didn't know their niche. Hard to believe they sucked even more than they do now."

 

...and the number one reason why David Lee Roth wasn't allowed back in the Van Halen band:

1). David Lee Roth couldn't even stay out of trouble and be employed as a Ronald McDonald clown.