Not sure if this is authentic Carlin or just bogus.


George Carlin on New Orleans
>
>
> Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to
> speak out about the bullshit going on in New
> Orleans. For the people of New Orleans... First we
> would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that
> said, Let's go through a few hurricane rules:
> (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)
>
> #1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the
> hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell
> you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see
> the argument. They said get out... if you didn't,
> it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear
> it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)
>
> #2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and
> non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not
> the Government's fault you're starving.
>
> #2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store
> that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and
> CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)
>
> #2b. If the local store has been looted of food or
> water, leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone.
> (See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff. Just
> because they were smart enough to leave during a
> mandatory evacuation, doesn't give you the right to
> take their stuff...it's theirs, not yours.
>
> #3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at
> them and then complain no one is helping you. I'm
> not getting shot to help save some dumbass who
> didn't leave when told to do so.
>
> #4. If you are in your house that is completely
> under water, your belongings are probably too far
> gone for anyone to want them. If someone does want
> them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die
> in the filth. Just leave! (It's New Orleans, find
> a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)
>
> #5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2
> million dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating
> casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild
> a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build
> your house on quicksand would you? You want to live
> below sea-level, do your country some good and join
> the Navy.
>
> #6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie
> Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US
> Government didn't create the Hurricane as a way to
> eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither
> did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US
> Government didn't cause global warming that caused
> the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age
> for over a million years).
>
> #7. The government isn't responsible for giving you
> anything. This is the land of the free and the home
> of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want.
> McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn
> job and stop spooning off the people who are
> actually working for a living. President Kennedy
> said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for
> you, ask what you can do for your country."
>
> Thank you for allowing me to rant.

 

Carlin didn't write that Sh!t:

http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/carlin.asp

This kind of anti-intellectual gets attributed to him all the time on the internet but, anyone who follows his work can easily tell it's not his.

 

what an insult to the genius that is george carlin.
thats more like george bush league rhetoric.

 

Exactly!