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Caught my dad with my GF

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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 02:13 PM
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Your gf is a whore!
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Saki GT,Jun 21 2009, 11:06 AM
Girlfriend huh? You stick your junk in that? Seems painful.
no it's actually pretty hot


(protip: GF could also stand for george foreman, as in the grill)
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 02:51 PM
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I thought I was gonna get rick rolled, but this was way worst
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 02:51 PM
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nope didnt look at the link. im slooooow. my bad.
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 05:42 PM
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Dear lord. I honestly thought this story was real. Joke's on me I guess.
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 08:14 PM
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good stuff
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by jackalope,Jun 20 2009, 05:41 PM
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg
It's for the best. GF's are known to get gunk in their slots, and when you can no longer clean it out it's best you just get a new one.
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 08:37 PM
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once a cheater, always a cheater
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 08:54 PM
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It definitely sounds like a scene outta some crap shoot porno scene.
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 10:26 PM
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You and your dad and you GF should have a 3 some.

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