So I recently had a bunch of people over my house to pre drink before hitting the bars. I live about a 30 second walk from the bar district so I have the perfect launch spot. Anyways after a night out we all come back to my place (4 girls/6 guys) to continue hanging out. Anyways I leave my "buddy" in my room with his GF and when he comes out a while later I notice my watch is missing. My roommate says yea I know you keep them right there on your shelf, call that asshole out. So I approach dude and say, "hey you left your phone in my room, right next to my WATCH.." and he's like "oh yeah, let me go see.." he goes in then comes out and leaves with his GF.. I go back and magically my watch is there Sucks someone I thought of as a friend turned out to be shady, but at least I got my watch back

 

Good thing you convinced him to put your watch back without having to first cut his balls off. Now go cut his balls off.

 

Think he knows he fawked up and probably won't hear from him for a while

 

remember in future to keep your valuables safely stowed



























in your anus

bah was trying to find a pic of the hostel lady in eurotrip for the reference but i couldn't find one. google image search on 'eurotrip' just brings up 1000000 pics of michelle trachtenberg

 

I would definitely bang Harriet the spy

 

here's the assist:

That was Deborah Harry from Blondie.

 

"Hide them in your ANUS."

 

^well played sir

 

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

Sucks about Angel though

 

in the event of a fire, you will be trapped and burn to death... along with the valuables in your anus