So I moved in with my girlfriend in May but lately lately she has been working a lot of late shifts, and for the past 5 weeks she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.

If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing, and she said "Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway,and Im hiding behind my S. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The front camber is severely wearing my front tires. Now i have to get camber plates. Should I get the Cusco camber plates or the Race Comp Engineering ones?

 

Hm, thats a really bad problem. I'd suggest dismounting and remounting the tires L/R.

 

You may also want to look into that DTB mod. It's sick; a lot of guys here have done it with great gains.

 

Ditch the bitch?

 

 

I good a good lol out of this hahah

 

This was an old joke even back when people got the thread title right.

 

Nice one dude!

 

Yup.

 

Trash her and save your money on more important things. Like a home or a nice car, bitches come and go don't invest on them.