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Joined: Jul 2001
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From: Overland Park, KS
Listen all of you assholes:
There are only so many assholes here so I say we put the asshole presidency to a vote.
Alex is a pretty big asshole but I don't think he quite has the experience to be president asshole.
King asshole NYYellowS? I don't think so you asshole. This is a democracy. I am master-asshole until you guys decide who should head this asshole group.
Until then, .... assholes!
There are only so many assholes here so I say we put the asshole presidency to a vote.
Alex is a pretty big asshole but I don't think he quite has the experience to be president asshole.
King asshole NYYellowS? I don't think so you asshole. This is a democracy. I am master-asshole until you guys decide who should head this asshole group.
Until then, .... assholes!
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Joined: Jan 2001
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From: San Leandro,
ok, ok.... looks like it's going to be tough to vote one various asshole offices. I think the only diplomatic and fair way to assign the office (next to actually voting of course. Since we are all assholes, there will be no democracy here), is to take it to the most literal extreme.
That is, we will have to measure everyone's assholes and he who has the asshole of the highest quality (girth, depth, circumference, diameter, color, table, taste, smell...) will be Asshole President, the next largest will be Vice, etc...
That is, we will have to measure everyone's assholes and he who has the asshole of the highest quality (girth, depth, circumference, diameter, color, table, taste, smell...) will be Asshole President, the next largest will be Vice, etc...